{"product_id":"queso-sensei-respect-the-dip-tee","title":"🥋 QUESO SENSEI — Respect the Dip Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"You don't just eat queso. You respect it.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThere are dippers. And then there are those who have been \u003cem\u003ecalled\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Queso Sensei doesn't dip in haste. He doesn't double-dip without intention. He has trained for this moment — spoon raised, chip army at his side, steam rising like incense in the dojo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis tee is for the one at the table who takes the queso seriously. The one who guards the bowl. The one who \u003cem\u003eknows\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small chest badge graphic — understated, like a black belt you earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full Queso Sensei scene — the Sensei, his chip disciples, the rising sun, and the words that started a movement: \u003cem\u003eRespect the Dip.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted on soft, mid-weight unisex tee. Wears like a vibe, washes like a champ.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eThe Problem → The Guide → The Plan \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🌮 \u003cem\u003eYou've been to parties where the queso disappears before you get there.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e🥋 \u003cem\u003eThat ends now.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e👕 \u003cem\u003eWear the Sensei. Command the bowl.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Scissortail Threads","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":63552605520241,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":63552605553009,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":63552605585777,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":63552605618545,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":63552605651313,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/2741\/0545\/files\/ghostmannequinback.jpg?v=1777906746","url":"https:\/\/scissortail-threads.myshopify.com\/products\/queso-sensei-respect-the-dip-tee","provider":"Scissortail Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}