3 Things Momma Says Funny Mom T-Shirt | Southern Mom Sayings | Mother's Day Gift | Oopsie Daisy My Foot Man Alive Tee

Every mom has a few phrases her kids will never forget.

You know the ones. The sayings that stopped you mid-chaos, the expressions she perfected over years of spilled cereal, slammed doors, and "I told you so" moments. Now you can wear them — and so can she.

The "3 Things Momma Says" tee is the Mother's Day gift that actually gets it.

Front: 3 Things Momma Says… (because the suspense is half the fun) Back: Oopsie Daisy. My Foot. Man Alive. — classic, timeless, and 100% Momma.

Printed on a soft heather purple unisex tee that's as comfortable as her favorite chair. This isn't just a shirt. It's a love letter in stencil font.

Perfect for:

• The mom who raised you with Southern charm and zero tolerance for nonsense
• Mother's Day, birthdays, or just because she deserves it
• Anyone who grew up hearing at least one of these phrases

Shirt Details:

• Unisex crew neck tee | Heather Purple
• Soft, lightweight, comfortable fit
• Sizes XS–3XL available
• Machine wash cold, inside out | Do not iron on design

Wear Your Story. — Scissortail Threads